3-year-old performs her favorite “Friends” catchphrases

Look how cute this toddler is reciting the best lines from Friends. It’s a great way to celebrate this show’s 20th!

Could she be more adorable?

 

 

16 Words That Mean Something Different When You Have A Dog

Fact: dogs change your life (and vocabulary) for the better.

 

1. Puppy

Puppy

What it means to non-dog people: A dog up to 3-years-old.

What it means to dog people: Your dog forever, doesn’t matter the age, will always be your puppy.

2. Furniture

Furniture

What it means to non-dog people: A nice thing in your home that you relax on.

What it means to dog people: Something that will always belong to your dog. Even when you train them not to go on it, you know they’re eyeing it the second you leave.

 

3. Napping

Napping

What it means to non-dog people: A wonderful thing toddlers get and adults yearn for. Arianna Huffington freakin’ loves them.

What it means to dog people: A WONDERFUL THING, made even better by your nap-time pal. Even if it involves a butt in your face.

 

4. Lint Roller

Lint Roller

What it means to non-dog people: A nifty thing for a little lint hear and there.

What it means to dog people: A LIFE SAVER for all of your black clothing.

 

5. Window

Window

What it means to non-dog people: A good thing to give your home or a room nice, natural light.

What it means to dog people: A necessity for your pup when they aren’t outside. She’s gotta keep up with all the hot gossip, after-all.

 

6. Car Ride

Car Ride

What it means to non-dog people: A thing you need to do to get to the store, your work, etc. A means for transportation.

What it means to dog people: A small thing that makes your best friend SO HAPPY.

 

7. Ice

Ice

What it means to non-dog people: A thing to cool down your drink.

What it means to dog people: A cheap toy for your dog to play with.

 

8. Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper

What it means to non-dog people: A thing to wipe off your butt.

What it means to dog people: Hell in paper form when in the mouth of your pup.

 

9. Alarm Clock

Alarm Clock

What it means to non-dog people: A device to help wake you up in the morning, usually an obnoxious sound.

What it means to dog people: YOUR DOG.

 

10. Therapist

Therapist

What it means to non-dog people: A person you pay $$$ to, to talk things out. Very good for mental health.

What it means to dog people: Your dog who lives with you, and you pay in food and belly rubs. Very good for mental health.

 

11. Bad Days

What it means to non-dog people: Days when nothing goes your way, and there’s nothing that can help.

What it means to dog people: Days when nothing goes your way but they aren’t nearly as bad because of your dog.

12. Walk

17 Words That Mean Something Different When You Have A Dog

What it means to non-dog people: A nice thing to do to clear your head or just to exercise. A means to get you to and from a place.

What it means to dog people: Something NEVER to be said unless spelled out “W-A-L-K” or if you MEAN IT.

 

13. Dinner

Dinner

What it means to non-dog people: Putting food in your belly at the end of the day.

What it means to dog people: A time of day your best friend will stare at you while you put food in your belly. Doesn’t matter if they have food in their bowl, prepare for some stares.

 

14. Babysitter

Babysitter

What it means to non-dog people: A person who is in charge of your kid when you are out.

What it means to dog people: A person always accompanied by your dog who is in charge of your kid when you are out.

 

15. Dishwasher

Dishwasher

What it means to non-dog people: A machine to clean your dishes.

What it means to dog people: Your dog when your dinner is dog-friendly and she deserves an extra little treat.

 

16. Best Friend

Best Friend

What it means to non-dog people: Someone, usually a human, who you can count on no matter what for love and support.

What it means to dog people: Your dog, who you can count on for unconditional love and support no matter what.

22 Times The News Failed So Hard It Almost Won

These people are reporting the stories that really matter.

1. Don’t worry, he’s coming soon.

Don't worry, he's coming soon.

Fox News / Via laughterkey.com

 

2. Even on Neptune???

Even on Neptune???

CNN / Via scottwalkertv.com

 

3. I know a lot of people dislike French politicians but this seems a bit harsh.

I know a lot of people dislike French politicians but this seems a bit harsh.

MSNBC / Via mediaite.com

 

4. She deserves better than to be called names by the likes of you, MSNBC.

She deserves better than to be called names by the likes of you, MSNBC.

MSNBC / Via blog.collegehumor.com

 

5. Wow, Halle Berry really had a lot of work done.

Wow, Halle Berry really had a lot of work done.

KABC / Via mediaite.com

 

6. Who hasn’t taken a picture of a naked guy, though? Oh, everyone else?

Who hasn't taken a picture of a naked guy, though? Oh, everyone else?

WXYZ / Via blameaspartame.tumblr.com

 

7. I don’t think it’s our children’s education we have to worry about.

I don't think it's our children's education we have to worry about.

Fox News / Via funnyordie.com

 

8. Weird, I’m usually killed to life.

Weird, I'm usually killed to life.

WBTV / Via mediabistro.com

 

9. Important breaking health information.

Important breaking health information.

KRIV FOX 26 / Via tvaez.tumblr.com

 

10. Um…I’ll try?

Um...I'll try?

KREM / Via newsflubs.com

 

11. Sooo cool.

Sooo cool.

KABC / Via thechive.com

 

12. I, for one, am SHOCKED by the news that many words are supposed to fit there.

I, for one, am SHOCKED by the news that many words are supposed to fit there.

KDKA / Via reddit.com

 

13. Thank goodness this story is so clear and easy to understand!

Thank goodness this story is so clear and easy to understand!

Fox News / Via mediamatters.org

 

14. No zombies here.

No zombies here.

Via theberry.com

 

15. You can, but probably shouldn’t.

You can, but probably shouldn't.

WTEV / Via collegecandy.com

 

16. It would be the shortest if whoever wrote this had entered.

It would be the shortest if whoever wrote this had entered.

Fox News / Via oddee.com

 

17. “Geroge.”

 "Geroge."

18. Lance, how could you?

Lance, how could you?

CBC News / Via deadspin.com

 

19. CNN producer: “102 years is still breaking, right?”

CNN producer: "102 years is still breaking, right?"

CNN / Via buzzfeed.com

 

20. #FindTheSandwich

#FindTheSandwich

Fox 25 / Via thechive.com

 

21. Surprisingly, this is the one thing I didn’t know about Tiger Woods.

Surprisingly, this is the one thing I didn't know about Tiger Woods.

WNWO / Via collegecandy.com

 

22. This dog is sick of such false accusations.

This dog is sick of such false accusations.

KCAL / Via twi-late.tumblr.com

5 Splendidly Funny Misheard Lyrics, According To Vine

You’ll need to turn the sound up for this, but it’s worth it.

 

What if Friends was a Brazilian production?

Mônica Geller – Fernanda Torres

Ross Geller – Reynaldo Gianechini

Phoebe Buffay – Angélica

Chandler Bing – Marcelo Serrado

Rachel Green – Letícia Spiller

Joey Tribbiani – Ricardo Tozzi

 

What if? 

 

9 Hot Drinks for Winter

Cozy up with these delicious cold-weather beverages!

 

Easy Chai Tea

This café favorite is easier to make than you think; simply bring crushed spices, cinnamon sticks, ginger, and milk to a boil, add tea bags, and let steep for 10 minutes.

Easy Chai Tea

 

Warm Mulled Cider

Simmer apple cider with mulling spices, orange zest, and ginger to make a drink that smells as good as it tastes.

Warm Mulled Cider

 

Mexican Spiced Hot Cocoa

Add a touch of ground chipotle and cinnamon to turn up the heat in this winter favorite.

Mexican Spiced Hot Cocoa

 

Easy Blender Eggnog

To save time (without sacrificing taste), use your blender to prepare this holiday classic.

Easy Blender Eggnog

 

Mulled Wine With Cranberries

Jazz up this old standby with cranberry juice and fresh cranberries.

Mulled Wine With Cranberries

 

Malted Hot Cocoa With Toasted Marshmallows

Change up your favorite hot chocolate by adding malted milk powder and broiled marshmallows.

Malted Hot Cocoa With Toasted Marshmallows

 

Minty Hot Cocoa Float

A scoop of mint chocolate chip ice cream transforms traditional hot cocoa into a dessert-like winter treat.

Minty Hot Cocoa Float

Warm Hazelnut Toddy

To create this easy version of a hot toddy, mix Frangelico with hot water and top with a dollop of whipped cream.

Warm Hazelnut Toddy

 

Magic Cocoa

This recipe calls for just two ingredients; add cocoa candy melts or semisweet chocolate chips to hot milk and stir.

Magic Cocoa

 

 

 

Inspirações para os patriotas

Trouxemos algumas inspirações para os patriotas de plantão:

 

Maquiagem Fuleco:

 

Maquiagem:

 

Hot dogs dos times:

 

 

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